Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Dear Boys-Happy Wednesday

dear felon
interesting.  super psyched that the branch is getting a little jolt.  maybe this hit of joules will throw us out of v-tach and into sinus rhythm!
love
girl running the mega code


dear dr mystery
i feel as though i need to apologize.  for reals...my information gathering probably (actually) is borderline stalking. but promise i'm over it so don't be concerned.
love
the stalker chick


dear texter
ummm....stop!  i deleted you from my phone for a reason.  and i unfriended you for a reason.  for reals...why are you back?????????
love
girl who has NO interest in you...and never will


dear mister...i don't even want to give you a name
you INFURIATE ME!!!  yeah for reals...no thank you!
unlove
me


dear supa old patient
because you are so old and so confused, i will let your comments insisting i get in bed with you, slide.  so yeah...joys of being a nurse.
love
an exasperated nurse


dear confused patient
i promise your wife will not think you are cheating on her with me when she comes to visit you in the morning.  i'm your nurse...not a floozy
love
your nurse

dear nursing
yes you cause crazy things happen to me MULTIPLE times a night.  and they sometimes make me feel like i need to rethink my life and life choices ;) hehe
love
a nurse who has a love hate relationship with her job :D


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