Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Dear Boys-Cause I'm Sure You All Are Sooooo Interested!

Happy Wednesday all!
Hope you enjoy the social....lives....of me and my friends!


dear hot shot
dude...you aren't that cool.  i mean i could handle being friends....if you just keep your ego in check
love
girl who is willing to be your friend

dear brother?? (wait what??)
alright, you called me your sister the other night.  this is good news.  cause yeah...never gonna actually happen-and i'm frankly too nice to tell you to buzz off!  much better if you get it on your own
love
girl who really doesn't like you but can't bring herself to be mean to you

dear rt man
don't flirt with me rook.  i could squash you like a bug
love
so not happening!

dear bell boy
sorry things got a little rough there for you.  it is a bummer.  but lets get you all better k??
trust me-I'm good at this kinda thing.  
love
a girl willing to be in the friend zone while you recover

dear tractor guy
SHE LIKES YOU IDIOT!!!!!  do something already!!!!!
love
city girl

dear felon
used to think you were just confusing.  now i think i hear you loud and clear.
love
friend-zoned






and thats all she wrote folks!


Be Happy Be Healthy!

2 comments:

  1. tractor boy sounds like a couple boys I know. Ohhhh boys.

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  2. seriously felon friend zoned you!! LAME!!!

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