A NEW THEORY!!!!!!!!!

Ok so you all know how much I love theories.  And how I have lots.
This morning I just was introduced to a new one......
The LADDER THEORY

Check it out with my lovely Elise............http://eliseypants.blogspot.com/2011/12/dear-boys-ladder-theory.html

So here we go....variation on a theme......Dear Boys.....Ladder Theory
(although I have to say....its kinda null and void....see Dear Boys Everywhere entry)
.....Hold on Tight...this one could get brutal!

Dear Farm Boy
I was not mad before...I was sad.  Bummed  NOW I"M MAD!!!!!!!!  PEEVED IN FACT!!!!!!!
What is your major malfunction???  Next time you want to cut things off...use your words k?????
You strung me along for weeks.  And now you don't even have the ...eh hmmm...to tell me to my face that you are done with me.  MADDENING!
Love
Buttercup No More


Dear Mister Know-it-All
AGAIN I was stupid.  I blame myself.  You continue to be mean.  And I continued to put myself in a position to be wounded.  My bad.  I'm really done this time.  REALLY.  I know I have said it before..and this time I mean it!  I'm taking responsibility.  You stay.....I'll go......
Love
Never AGAIN


Dear Blind Boys
You are all on drugs.  I am not who you think you see.  Right now?  Sitting in pants I have owned since the 5th grade..and my brother's old ratty sweatshirt with the hood up.  Also haven't showered today...and didn't take my makeup off from yesterday so its kinda smudgy.  ICKY LOOKING.......
Love
Not-Attractive Girl


Dear Hoops
You intrigue me....and impress me even more.  Lets be friends.  You need one...I need one.
Love
Purely Platonic Please


Dear Texas
Nice to have you back.  You were kinda pathetically frustrating before.  I mean if that guy needs to come back in the future, I'll be there for you cause you are my friend...and I care about you...but I'll be waiting the whole time for my Texas to come back.
Love
Cougar Girl


Dear Unobservant
I wore that necklace on our date.  Way to pay attention Loser FACE!  haha  I guess I'll give you a pass cause you are a guy.
Love
Jewelry Lover


Dear CK
I'm still not totally sure if I know where you stand....still.  But I guess it really doesn't matter.  We will give it time.
Love
Suzy


Dear AP
My sisters say you keep looking.  You prolly aren't.  And you are TOTALLY not available...yet.  But this fact is not going to stop me from attempting to impress.  I'm bored....I need something to do.
Love
Seriously...I'm a Sinner!


Dear Boy Next Door
Its very weird that you are trying to be my friend again.  You always read me really well.  Have you seen in my eyes how much I needed friendship......especially yours??  I can't have it like I used to.  But I guess we can see where things go
Love
Cautious Friend


Dear Boys Everywhere
NEVER AGAIN!
I'm DONE.  TOTALLY DONE.  I know I say that a lot.  but this time I mean it more than ever.  Celibate...Vegetarian.....NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER again.  So far..you all cheat...you all lie....you all act like jerks.  So...Bye Bye!
Love
Me