Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Dear Dog that Lives Across the Street

Do you bark like that when your owners are home??

Cause seriously its CONSTANT!!!!

If I were that family I would be strongly tempted to send you to a "farm where you would have lots of room to play" and stuff.

But I suppose you could win some serious awards for being a good watch dog.  Burglars stay away from that house out of sheer annoyance!

I don't think you mean to be annoying...you are just high-strung.
How bouts a nice dose of Ativan....or Valium.....or Vodka.


I just have such compassion for your nerves!
Seeing as they are our constant companion every time our neighbors leave.


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