Saturday, July 7, 2012

Dear Milk Carton

You are dated the 21st of July.
I give a gallon of milk 5 days post sell by date. Then I get careful. I HATE HATE HATE HATE the taste of sour milk (I mean who really doesn't...but for reals I HAAAAATTTTEEEE it)

Do you know that means I will make pudding on the 25th to finish you before you go bad.

Do you know that I will be eating that pudding while packing up my apartment?

You expire AFTER I graduate. AFTER I'm done.


That FREAKS me OUT!!!!


18 days ladies and gents 18 days!!!!!!


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